After a disappointing finish in March Madness, the WVU basketball team got a surprise invitation to visit President Donald Trump at the White House this weekend.
With countless executive orders, one heavily-publicized health care bill and a plethora of trips to the golf course, President Trump has found time in his busy schedule to invite Bob Huggins and the WVU basketball team to the White House.
I know what you’re thinking, “Will he be able to handle the pressure?” That’s one thing everyone’s been discussing.
Senior Nathan Adrian became a fan favorite because of his play, but many grew attached this year in particular because of his long, flowing hair. Trump’s hair has been talked about in many circles as well, most of them jealous bald men and women who’ve gone grey. But expect Adrian to ask for some tips on how to keep his hair trumped-up for future endeavors.
For anyone thinking of making jokes toward our president’s hairdo – save it! Luckily, Jevon Carter will be in attendance and garner most of the attention. Carter causes fits for opponents on the hardwood, but his hairline is no match compared to 45’s.
President Trump didn’t fill out a NCAA March Madness bracket this year, but it’s obvious he would’ve liked WVU’s chances. Playing out West, facing only Bison and the Irish before running into some Bulldogs – things looked so promising at one point. So, so promising. Oh, what might have been. Follow along as we’ll continue providing these f
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