FACT ONE: WVU’s hurry-up offense has been named ”Pitino” for this week only.
FACT TWO: Not a single person named ”Teddy” has been successful since Teddy Roosevelt died.
FACT THREE: His name isn’t Charlie Smart for a reason.
FACT FOUR: Tom Jurich once tried to get Louisville into the SEC on the basis of ”Tom Jurich said so”.
FACT FIVE: Louisville is the 2nd most popular football team in the state of Kentucky. University of Kentucky Football has never won a single SEC East Division Title.
FACT SIX: THIS GUY was a great QB at Louisville.
FACT SEVEN: Lee Corso once coached at Louisville, which makes them partly responsible for his success.
FACT EIGHT: Louisville plays Cincinnati for the ”Keg of Nails” trophy, named after what it feels like you just ate while watching a Louisville football game.
FACT NINE: Mitch McConnell is actually a Muppet.
FACT TEN: Louisville is not in the Big 12.