Looks like someone at a Pittsburgh paper, the Trib-Review, is taking issue with WVU selling beer for athletic events. Time to take this one down. [PTR]
Starkey: West Virginia Mountain-beers
oooh… punnish headline!
By Joe Starkey
Sunday, June 5, 2011
Wait a minute — alcohol helps people control their behavior?
Apparently, you don’t know what’s going on!
The startling discovery comes to us via West Virginia University, not from distinguished medical researcher Dr. Julian Bailes but from athletic director Oliver Luck, who believes introducing beer sales at football games will help create a “safer, friendlier and more civil game-day experience.” On Friday, the school’s Board of Governors bought Luck’s logic and by a 10-5 vote approved the sale of beer at sporting events.
And, it was a good thing they voted to allow beer sales in the stadium, too.
Next on their agenda: free seminars on how to safely mix gasoline with fire.
Oh, hardy har har… stupid Yinzer.
This idea is so bad, it’s hard to know where to begin. Let’s start with the true motivation: tapping sudsy revenue streams. Beer sales at football games could contribute more than $1 million annually to the athletic department.
So, is making money a bad thing, Joe? Let me guess, Pitt should get a piece of that pie since nobody goes to Pitt football games anyway, right!?
Contrary to the ridiculous rationale being tossed around, selling beer will not keep people from imbibing as much at tailgate parties or from smuggling the alcohol of their choice into games (football fans have discovered cell phone flasks, you know). It could, however, put a new twist on a familiar cheer …
Let’s gooooooo Mountain-beers!
EAT SHIT PITT! EAT SHIT PITT! EAT SHIT PITT! Does that one work for your worthless Yinzer ass n’at, Joe!?
It’s nice that no beer sales will occur near the student sections, that customers will be limited to a two-beer purchase, that sales will be cut off in the third quarter and that fans no longer will be permitted to leave at halftime and return.
So, NOW that you’ve gotten everyone stirred up, you talk about the rules.
None of it changes the inconvenient truth: Alcohol and WVU sports don’t mix.
Neither does alcohol and Pitt sporting events… because nobody goes to those games in order to purchase the swill that Heinz Field sells.
The school’s football coach-in-waiting, Dana Holgorsen, was escorted from a casino May 18, reportedly because he was intoxicated and unruly. The basketball coach, Bob Huggins, lost his job at Cincinnati earlier this decade after pleading no contest to a DUI charge.
Oh boy… here we go.
Adding gasoline to the fire: WVU last year was rated the nation’s No. 4 party school by The Princeton Review — a designation the Board of Governors likely doesn’t tout — and its fan base is sometimes viewed, unfairly, as a disorderly mob.
#4? WE’RE NUMBER QUATTRO!!!!
Truth is, WVU fans are a passionate lot. They create an electric atmosphere at football and basketball games, and the school has worked hard to shed its reputation for wild football celebrations like the one that saw 140 street fires spark up after a 2003 win over Virginia Tech.
Oh, you mean when David Hardesty ordered State Troopers to mace everyone?
On-campus drinking is a fact of life everywhere, as is drinking at football games. But a university has no business joining the party. Maybe that is why, when WVU’s board solicited public opinion on beer sales, 232 of 300 respondents (77 percent) opposed the idea.
Someone let the old people and the prudes speak. That was their opportunity. Glad they were ignored.
Maybe that is why nearly every school at five of the six BCS conferences forbid beer sales in general-seating areas. It’s different in the Big Yeast, though a few schools still smartly resist selling alcohol anywhere besides luxury suites. One is Pitt, which would be wise to continue its policy, given the rash of alcohol-fueled incidents involving its football team last season.
Wait, you all don’t sell booze at the Litterbox? Maybe you all should, BECAUSE PITT FOOTBALL SUCKS!!! Todd Graham is nothing but a cheater, Calvin Magee plays the racist card, and, well, just remember the name of TONY GIBSON!
As for WVU, expect the athletic director and board to continue to rationalize their money grab.
Of course he’s going to rationalize why selling beer is a good idea… after all, it was his idea!
Lots of Luck.
Pun intended, I bet!
Joe Starkey can be reached at [email protected]
Let this Yinzer jerk have it!