Miami-Pittsburgh drinking game


So, former Big East foes Miami (“The U” Miami, not the Redhawks) and Pittsburgh (aka The Assholes 70 miles North of Morgantown) are squaring off on ESPN. Jenn Brown (one of my famous female reporter crushes) is on the sidelines.

Not sure who to root for? Well, normally, I’d root for the Big East team, but since Pitt is playing like Cincinnati lately (like a bunch of slapdicks), we should expect a letdown.

However, I have crafted a drinking game to coincide with tonight’s game. More after the jump!

Take one shot/drink (drink of your choice) if the following happens–

Miami scores a field goal
Pitt scores a field goal
ESPN talks about Miami’s “Glory Years” in the Big East
ESPN talks about Pitt still being the favorites to win the Big East

Take two shots/drinks if the following happens–

Miami scores a touchdown
Pitt scores a touchdown
Someone laughs at Dave Wannstedt’s mustache
ESPN shows Jenn Brown on the sidelines

If you follow this exactly, you should be blitzed before halftime with no problem.


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